|Pretty much one of my best drawings ever. Also my main female OC Marisa, a cute but gassy neko girl.|
|The Sassy and Mischevious skunkette.|
The Legend of the Killer Red BeansWelcome reader. Are you interested in a tale? A very special tale that involves a lot of booty? As well as its excrement?.......Yes I swear I’m not weird. However, since you did decide to read this I suppose I can let you in on a little tale I came across….The Legend of the Killer Red Beans by FemaleGasAdmirer
There is a small legend about a very deadly object that when consumed by man can lead to serious....complications. That legend, is the legend of the Killer Red Beans. Almost nobody escapes its wrath unscathed, however it entices many and delivers its subjects a great deal of its treasure almost all at once to which its subjects cannot handle it...however this is the tale of when a couple girls are unaware of the chaos sprung about from the Killer Red Beans!
The cafeteria bell finished its last ding. A blond girl with interesting shades ends up in the cafeteria first as she looks for her friend.
"Leslie?" she calls out hoping her friend would respond. No response amongst the soft cacophony of sounds around the cafete
A Welding Break Up (Gasless)Author's Note: Now I expect this to get less views on the title alone. But I wanted to put this out there to either get feedback or to give a different perspective on a relationship that never quite got delved into back in Kris and his Passion and may get delved into more when I revive it but details. I hope you guys enjoy the gas-less version of this. As it is. Probably will make a version with farts added but because of how this story is, may be a few and far between.A Welding Break Up (Gasless) by FemaleGasAdmirer
Misunderstandings happen from time to time, but I can tell you that what happened was definitely no misunderstanding. The awkward silence in the hallway screamed tension to me I guess. But it didn’t matter. I was right in front of her, fists tightened and buttcheeks clenched. I couldn’t take her and her bullshit anymore and I just walked out. The last thing I heard from her before I started bawling my eyes out was, “I’m sorry but there was no other way…” I really wish I could ha
Teaser to Krystal's HarmonyThe sun is shining brightly and the clouds scatter peacefully over the Angel household. The near silence of the morning was routinely broken by the birds chirping and the weird owl sounds that nobody could really tell where they were from.Teaser to Krystal's Harmony by FemaleGasAdmirer
Suddenly, footsteps were unintentionally stomping down the carpeted staircase as swiftly as an over 200-pound 6-foot 19 year old girl could be. The energy that relayed off of her quick escapade downstairs to the kitchen belonged to a bubbly and bright Krystal Angel. She gleamed at nobody in particular as she practically pranced over to the moderately spacious kitchen.
“Ah,” she sighed with a slight giggle afterward, “I’m almost done with my weekday morning routine!”
She quickly whipped out her phone and sifted her way through her dozens of useless apps to reach her notepad, detailing her steps. The steps read out:
Step 1: Wake up.
Step 2: Fart.
Step 3: Shower.
Step 4: Fart.
Step 5: Poop
The Second Coming of the MilestoneKris was once again subtly checking his deviantART page when a shocking discovery had been called to his attention.The Second Coming of the Milestone by FemaleGasAdmirer
"Marisa?!" he called, "Ness?! Lizzy?! Come quick!!"
Both nekos and the skunkette burst in worried as to why he was screaming for them....or rather Marisa was pouting, Vanessa sighed while looking slightly concerned and Lizabella looked away with her arms crossed over her large breasts.
"What is it?" Marisa whined.
"Whaddya want Kris?" Vanessa whined.
"Is it another one of your stupid ass stories getting recognition?" Lizabella mocked.
"BETTER!" Kris screamed with his mouth agape and giddily giggling like a little girl, "WE'VE REACHED OVER 102,000 PAGE VIEWS!!!"
"So 2 people refreshed the page 51,000 times?" Lizablla back sassed.
"Ha ha. Funny jokes Lizabella..." Kris replied monotonously, "But seriously, that wouldn't be accurate because we also have OVER 300+ WATCHERS!!!"
"WOAH!" Marisa squeed, "That's like...298 more than what Lizabella predicted!"
"Wow," Vanessa retort
Turnabout GassyJuly 8, 1:59 PMTurnabout Gassy by FemaleGasAdmirer
Courtroom No. 2
“I see no reason to doubt the evidence presented by the defense,” announced the judge, ready to hand down his verdict.
The defense attorney on one side kept a fairly calm tone; on the outside at least. Inside he was on the verge of jumping for joy. His co-counsel was nearly the exact opposite with her hands wrapped around her fairly hidden cleavage. The prosecutor on the other end, donned in his red outfit and neckerchief, sent a cold glare over to the lawyer.
“(This is it,)” he muttered to himself, “(After three long days, it’s about to finally be over.)”
The judge raises his gavel in the air and shouts,
"The Court finds the defendant, Ms. Day Reeair..."
The crowd cheers with the highpass turned all the way, making it seem like it was a radio audience. Then the gavel bangs once to silence everyone.
"Count is adjour-!"
The judge looked
Friday Night Rambling“Voice Memo #4”Friday Night Rambling by FemaleGasAdmirer
Recorded Friday 4/3/20XX
It was a nice day in this small town that I live in, usually full of life and activity, but has now gone inert. Probably because it was a Friday night. I know this because I was once again home with my dog. Russell here really is the only living thing that understands me. And he's a freaking dog! ...Ugh...whatever I kinda gave up on caring about this. I mean, who would want to even hang out with me? A freaking 19 year old tomboy; might I add with the mind of a 13 year old? I don't even know why I even think that there is a single chance that someone will want to hang out with someone like me. I mean somehow people found out that I'm an eproctophile and now people at school are ignoring me left and right. I'm PRACTICALLY AN AMAZON!!
Ugh...I never should have trusted those girls to keep my secret. It led to nothing but drama. I mean so what if I like how they sound? It's friggin harmless!! But you know what? That's completely fine.
Character Bio: Krystal Melody AngelName: Krystal Melody AngelCharacter Bio: Krystal Melody Angel by FemaleGasAdmirer
Hair color and style: black and curly, large but never crazy
Eye color: brown
Complexion: tan but a bit darker
Height: 6’ 3”
Weight: 220 lbs
Body Description: Pear shaped; less defined at her chest, and more defined in her butt. Her belly is usually round and slightly dips from her being pudgy. Her thighs are also pretty big for her size.
Bra Size: 34C
Butt size: 48 inches around, 22 inches wide and sticks out 4 inches.
Appetite: Her appetite usually fluctuates; one moment she could be just wanting a meal-sized snack, the next hour or so and she could be wanting an entire buffet. However, even if she wasn’t that hungry, on an average day, she can consume a ton of food. Especially gassy foods.
Gas: Her farts usually consist of a rumbling, bassy and sometimes loud tone. They typically stink of rotten cheese, broccoli, or on occasion egg. She is able to hold in her gas as long as she needs
|The newest of the new!....as far as my update schedule goes.|
I...am a person. Obviously Weirdness can I sometimes be. But I don't care. I'm just here to be here. |
I make female fart fetish lit and female fart fanfics and, on rare occasion, pics. If it is not to your liking, you don't have to continue reading.
I'm quite honestly not a good story maker, or at least people tell me I'm good and I don't think that I'm that good . I just have an immense natural vocabulary even at my age and demographic (stereotypically speaking of course) And if your probably wondering.....its only the female gas and butt that interests the user....possibly chubby girls and burping.....as well as scat...but mostly the above mentioned.
Anyway I have my OCs and if you want to draw them or write about them, be my guest. just be sure to credit me and we're all good :3 just don't rile them up too much...
Favourite genre of music: Anything I like listening to (however top 3 would to video game music, rock and jazz)
Favourite style of art: Anime and pretty much anything involving a girl that looks really good and always with girls farting
Operating System: An operating System
MP3 player of choice: iPod Touch
Skin of choice: Brown baby!
Favourite video game characters: Phantom R, Amaterasu and Luigi
Favourite video game character (female): Shantae
Well...that's all I have to say other than join this group.