|Pretty much one of my best drawings ever. Also my main female OC Marisa, a cute but gassy neko girl.|
Teaser to Krystal's HarmonyThe sun is shining brightly and the clouds scatter peacefully over the Angel household. The near silence of the morning was routinely broken by the birds chirping and the weird owl sounds that nobody could really tell where they were from.Teaser to Krystal's Harmony by FemaleGasAdmirer
Suddenly, footsteps were unintentionally stomping down the carpeted staircase as swiftly as an over 200-pound 6-foot 19 year old girl could be. The energy that relayed off of her quick escapade downstairs to the kitchen belonged to a bubbly and bright Krystal Angel. She gleamed at nobody in particular as she practically pranced over to the moderately spacious kitchen.
“Ah,” she sighed with a slight giggle afterward, “I’m almost done with my weekday morning routine!”
She quickly whipped out her phone and sifted her way through her dozens of useless apps to reach her notepad, detailing her steps. The steps read out:
Step 1: Wake up.
Step 2: Fart.
Step 3: Shower.
Step 4: Fart.
Step 5: Poop
The Second Coming of the MilestoneKris was once again subtly checking his deviantART page when a shocking discovery had been called to his attention.The Second Coming of the Milestone by FemaleGasAdmirer
"Marisa?!" he called, "Ness?! Lizzy?! Come quick!!"
Both nekos and the skunkette burst in worried as to why he was screaming for them....or rather Marisa was pouting, Vanessa sighed while looking slightly concerned and Lizabella looked away with her arms crossed over her large breasts.
"What is it?" Marisa whined.
"Whaddya want Kris?" Vanessa whined.
"Is it another one of your stupid ass stories getting recognition?" Lizabella mocked.
"BETTER!" Kris screamed with his mouth agape and giddily giggling like a little girl, "WE'VE REACHED OVER 102,000 PAGE VIEWS!!!"
"So 2 people refreshed the page 51,000 times?" Lizablla back sassed.
"Ha ha. Funny jokes Lizabella..." Kris replied monotonously, "But seriously, that wouldn't be accurate because we also have OVER 300+ WATCHERS!!!"
"WOAH!" Marisa squeed, "That's like...298 more than what Lizabella predicted!"
"Wow," Vanessa retort
Turnabout GassyJuly 8, 1:59 PMTurnabout Gassy by FemaleGasAdmirer
Courtroom No. 2
“I see no reason to doubt the evidence presented by the defense,” announced the judge, ready to hand down his verdict.
The defense attorney on one side kept a fairly calm tone; on the outside at least. Inside he was on the verge of jumping for joy. His co-counsel was nearly the exact opposite with her hands wrapped around her fairly hidden cleavage. The prosecutor on the other end, donned in his red outfit and neckerchief, sent a cold glare over to the lawyer.
“(This is it,)” he muttered to himself, “(After three long days, it’s about to finally be over.)”
The judge raises his gavel in the air and shouts,
"The Court finds the defendant, Ms. Day Reeair..."
The crowd cheers with the highpass turned all the way, making it seem like it was a radio audience. Then the gavel bangs once to silence everyone.
"Count is adjour-!"
The judge looked
Friday Night Rambling“Voice Memo #4”Friday Night Rambling by FemaleGasAdmirer
Recorded Friday 4/3/20XX
It was a nice day in this small town that I live in, usually full of life and activity, but has now gone inert. Probably because it was a Friday night. I know this because I was once again home with my dog. Russell here really is the only living thing that understands me. And he's a freaking dog! ...Ugh...whatever I kinda gave up on caring about this. I mean, who would want to even hang out with me? A freaking 19 year old tomboy; might I add with the mind of a 13 year old? I don't even know why I even think that there is a single chance that someone will want to hang out with someone like me. I mean somehow people found out that I'm an eproctophile and now people at school are ignoring me left and right. I'm PRACTICALLY AN AMAZON!!
Ugh...I never should have trusted those girls to keep my secret. It led to nothing but drama. I mean so what if I like how they sound? It's friggin harmless!! But you know what? That's completely fine.
HOW TOO WRITE GOOD.DISCLAIMER - this was originally supposed to be released LAST APRIL FOOLS. I KNOW; that's how messed up my life has been since; so yeah. I finally got around to...... "FINISHING" it; even though it's a parody of whatever, I hope you all at least get a good laugh out of it! PLEASE DO NOT SUBMIT THIS TO ACTUAL WRITING PLACES; although that would be INSANELY hilarious. Enjoy!HOW TOO WRITE GOOD. by gchris5523
SO. I HERE you want to learn how to write good. Well, this is a complete and definitive guide on how two write good, ok? I swear you will be talked about for ages to come...
...maybe as an example, BUT STIL.
Anyways, here are a shor-small list of things you should keep in mind....READYGO
OK SO, first things first. Learn how to use proper grammer...........
Second things firs-SECOND I MEAN. Never generalize your audience, got it? It's very important. Now, let's continue this guide every single writer should know about.
3. Be kinda specific, ok? Like so-
Kicked Out Of Home (Update)Update: When my mom said she wanted me out she suggested she just pay for 3 months at an apartment or something. See how well i fare when i dont have her help. But without anu money or items i coud use to even earn money. I accepted that even though i knew it would be hard. Then later she changed her mind saying that "i am an adult" and i should fend for myself, which suggested she just wanted me to fail so she could say she told me so. But even that would he better than going throught this ad infinitum whenever she feels like i dont want to go into the medical field, which i still dont.about an hour or so ago she went to a hotel after taking my computers, tablet, phone modem and everything i could use to communicate request advice or help. I think she's trying to prove to me how powerless I am to do anything without her help so I would beg forgiveness admit I was wrong and go back to doing what she wants me to do. Now I know I would have no freedom here. So I rode a bike into town wit
I...am a person. Weirdness can I sometimes be. But I don't care. I'm just here to be here. |
I make female fart fetish lit and female fart fanfics and, on rare occasion, pics. If it is not to your liking, you don't have to continue reading.
I'm quite honestly not a good story maker, or at least people tell me I'm good and I don't think that I'm that good . I just have an immense natural vocabulary even at my age and demographic (stereotypically speaking of course) And if your probably wondering.....its only the female gas and butt that interests the user....possibly chubby girls and burping...but mostly the above mentioned.
Anyway I have my OCs and they're for public use. just don't rile them up too much...
Favourite genre of music: Anything I like listening to (however top 3 would to video game music, rock and jazz)
Favourite style of art: Anime and pretty much anything involving a girl that looks really good and always with girls farting
Operating System: An operating System
MP3 player of choice: iPod Touch
Skin of choice: Brown baby!
Favourite video game characters: Phantom R, Amaterasu and Luigi
Favourite video game character (female): Shantae
Well...that's all I have to say other than join this group.
|I don't know what this does but if you do you can do whatever this does.|